♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
LOOK AT THIS!
AN ADVERTISEMENT FROM THE VON RUFF INSTITUTE
OF AVERSION THERAPY.
SAYS THEY CAN BREAK ANY BAD HABIT
IN MAN OR BEAST IN JUST TWO DAYS.
OH! HOW DO THEY DO THAT?
USES THE LATEST SCIENTIFIC TECHNIQUES.
MY, MY! WHAT WON'T THEY THINK OF NEXT?
[ALARM BELL RINGING]
STOP, THIEF!
COME ON, GUYS. THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
[BARKING]
[WHISTLE]
[HELICOPTER]
UH-OH!
AAH!
[GULP]
FISH STEALING APRIL 9, MAY 20, JUNE 6 AND 9.
YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL ADDICTION TO FISH.
I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO--
PLEASE DON'T SEND HEATHCLIFF TO JAIL, YOUR HONOR.
I THINK THERE'S A WAY TO CURE HIM.
LET'S HEAR IT, THEN.
THESE FOLKS AT THE VON RUFF INSTITUTE
GUARANTEE THEY CAN BREAK ANY BAD HABIT IN MAN OR BEAST.
I THINK WE SHOULD TRY IT OUT ON HEATHCLIFF.
TRY IT OUT ON HEATHCLIFF?
HMM. I'VE SEEN THEIR ADS ON TV.
ALL RIGHT. THE PRISONER IS PLACED
IN YOUR CUSTODY FOR AVERSION THERAPY.
THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.
I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS.
[GERMAN ACCENT] SO THIS IS THE CRIMINAL.
YES, YOUR EXCELLENCY.
MEOW!
PLEASE NOT TO WORRY.
THIS ANIMAL WILL BE CURED.
GOOD DAY.
WELL, SEE YOU LATER, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU COOPERATE WITH THE DOCTOR, NOW.
HE WILL COOPERATE, AND HE WILL LIKE IT!
SUBJECT: CAT. OBJECT: FISH.
GOAL: DESTROY TASTE FOR.
THE PRISONER--I MEAN THE PATIENT IS READY, YOUR HIGHNESS.
THE PRISONER?
THEN, WE WILL BEGIN.
OH. THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE AS BAD AS I THOUGHT.
YIPES!
NO!
PHEW!
YOWEE!
ACTIVATE THE CHAIR.
YES, YOUR LORDSHIP.
YOW!
NOW, FOR THE FISH SMELLS.
YES, YOUR SUPREMENESS.
FISH! I SMELL FISH!
[COUGHING]
AND NOW, PHASE 2.
PHASE 2, YOUR DOCTORSHIPNESS.
AAH! IT LOOKS SO REAL!
LUNCH BREAK.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXCELLENT COOPERATION.
RELAX AND ENJOY.
OH, BOY!
OOH! OOH! OOH!
HA HA!
BAH!
ONE MORE TIME.
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRICK ME AGAIN.
SO, YOU HAVE FINISHED YOUR LUNCH.
GOOD. NOW WE BEGIN PHASE 3.
OOH!
HA HA HA!
OH, NO!
YOW!
AY!
EEK!
YIPES!
HE BIT OFF MY WHISKER!
OW! OW! STOP!
YIKES! YOW!
YUM YUM YUM YUM!
[BURP]
YUCK!
HOW GROSS!
OH, NO! STOP THIS THING.
WHOA!
YOW!
NO!
HELP!
[ECHOING]
HELP!
PHEW! MOM!
THAT WAS GOOD. PHASE 3 IS COMPLETED.
OH! WHAT A RELIEF!
NOW WE BEGIN PHASE 4.
OH, NO!
HA HA HA!
OH, FISH! GOOD!
MM.
[CHOKING]
STOP IT! NO MORE! NO MORE!
[GAGGING]
[LAUGHING]
I MUST CONGRATULATE YOU.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
IT'S OVER! AT LAST!
HA HA HA HA!
[GASPING]
[SPUTTERING]
REST TIME IS OVER.
NOW WE START PHASE 1 ALL OVER AGAIN.
HA HA HA HA!
NO!
SO, IS THE PRISONER CURED OF HIS CRIMINAL ADDICTION?
YOUR HONOR, HEATHCLIFF NOT ONLY DOESN'T WANT TO EAT FISH,
HE CAN'T EVEN STAND TO HEAR THE WORD "FISH."
AAAH!
I SEE. HE'S AFFECTED EVEN BY THE WORD "FISH."
AAH!
ALL RIGHT. BAILIFF?
YOW!
I'M CONVINCED.
CASE DISMISSED!
[CRASH]
THAT CAME FROM THE KITCHEN.
SOMEONE ATE A WHOLE BOX OF CHOCOLATE PASTRIES
AND ALL THE LEFTOVER SIRLOIN STEAK.
AND MY CHEESE IS GONE!
WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS?
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHO WOULD EAT THAT SMELLY OLD CHEESE
[BURP]
Man: STOP THAT CAT!
HE STOLE A DISH OF LIVER PATE
AND A BOX OF OUR MOST EXPENSIVE CRACKERS!
OW!
OH!
STOP!
THAT'S NOT YOUR GOURMET PIZZA!
HE STOLE MY PIZZA.
Man: HE STOLE MY LEMON TART,
AND THEN HE TOOK A WHOLE PLATE OF PATE.
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?
I DO, YOUR HONOR.
[NO AUDIO]
AH. HMM. OH.
A TERRIBLE MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE HAS TAKEN PLACE.
IT MUST BE CORRECTED.
I'M PLACING HEATHCLIFF IN YOUR CUSTODY.
BE BACK HERE IN TWO DAYS.
DR. VON RUFF IS GOING TO GIVE YOU EMERGENCY ANTI-AVERSION THERAPY.
[GULP]
HE WILL BE FINE.
PLEASE RECOMMEND US TO YOUR FRIENDS.
GOOD DAY.
BAILIFF?
HA!
OH, YES! YES! FISH!
CASE DISMISSED!
HERE, HEATHCLIFF.
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO PLAY WITH THIS TOY MOUSE.
Man: HERE'S SOME WATER FOR YOU.
DIG IN, HEATHCLIFF.
THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
Boy: AND DON'T WORRY, BUDDY,
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ALL THE FISH YOU CAN EAT.
UM...
WHAT A TERRIBLE BIRTHDAY!
NOBODY REMEMBERED.
NOBODY CARES.
I EVEN LOST MY HAT.
HUH?
GOSH! SOMEBODY DID REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY.
THEY EVEN SENT A PRESENT!
HUH?
OH!
HEY, YOU! COME BACK, HERE!
HEY! HAM BONE!
I'LL GET YOU!
OH!
GOTCHA!
HUH?
All: SURPRISE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LEROY!
HOW COME YOU CATS ARE GIVING ME A PARTY?
BECAUSE THE CADILLAC CATS BELIEVE EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS KIND OF REMINDS ME OF?
THAT CHRISTMASTIME NOT LONG AGO
WHEN WE WERE ALL ALONE IN THE SNOW.
YEAH. REMEMBER THAT FIRST CHRISTMAS WHEN WE ALL MET?
[HISSING AND MEOWING]
HUH?
[GROWLS]
HA HA!
KNOCK OFF PICKING ON THAT LITTLE GUY.
3 AGAINST 1 AIN'T FAIR.
WHAT? LISTEN, YOU.
GET HIM!
OW!
UGH!
OH!
[WHIMPERING]
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU BIG OAF,
BUT IF I NEED YOUR HELP, I'LL ASK FOR IT.
GOT THAT?
YEAH? HUH?
[SLURP]
STOP DROOLING AND GO FIND YOUR OWN FOOD, YOU OVERGROWN TOM.
HUH? ALL I'VE HAD THE LAST TWO DAYS ARE SCRAPS.
ALL RIGHT, YOU PEST. COME HERE.
[SNORING]
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
HUH?
UH, WE GOT COMPANY, MR. RIFF RAFF, SIR.
I CAN'T STAND THAT!
COME ON!
CITCHIE-COO! I'M TICKLING YOU.
HA HA!
HEE HEE!
THIS ARRANGEMENT IS THE PITS!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
HUH?
[POUNDING]
OPEN THE TRUNK. FIND THE CAT.
TELL ME, HOW'D YOU GET WHERE YOU'RE AT?
I CURLED UP IN THE TRUNK TO GET OUT OF THE SNOW.
THE OWNER CAME ALONG AND SHUT THE TRUNK,
AND HERE I AM, WHEREVER HERE IS.
HEY, RHYMIN' SIMON, WHO SAID YOU COULD INVITE FRIENDS?
WORDSWORTH'S THE NAME. RHYMES ARE MY GAME.
I'M HECTOR. NUMBER-ONE CAT.
I'M NUMBER ONE. YOU'RE OUT.
UH, WHY DON'T WE ALL BE FRIENDS?
YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THESE JERKS?
STAY WITH THEM.
WOW!
OOH!
SEASON'S GREETINGS, YOU BEAUTIFUL THING.
I'LL SHOW YOU A BEAUTIFUL THING.
UH, STOP!
PLEASE DON'T FIGHT.
OH!OH! OH!OH!
WOW!WOW!
OH!OH! OH!
HEY! GET AWAY FROM THIS JUNKYARD.
UH--LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
FOLLOW ME, GUYS.
UH!
OH, NO!
INSIDE. IT'S MY HOME.
GEE! THE WIND MUST BE BLOWING.
I REMEMBER THIS PART.
LEROY, GUARDING THIS JUNKYARD IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
MESS THIS UP LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE,
I'LL THROW YOU OUT OF THE FORCE!
UH, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, MISS CLEO?
UH, WE CAN'T GET BACK IN THE JUNKYARD.
HMM.
THERE'S ONE WAY YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET BACK IN,
BUT YOU'LL ALL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER.
[SLEIGH BELLS]
HEY.
WHAT?
Cleo: HELLO, NICE GUARD.
SANTA HAS A PRESENT JUST FOR YOU.
YEAH? HE DOES? OH, BOY!
IS SANTA HERE?
OH, YES. SANTA'S--
HI THERE, BIG GUY. NAME'S RUDOLPH.
YOU HEARD OF ME, RIGHT?
LISTEN, OLD DOG BUDDY.
SANTA HERE'S REAL EXCITED.
ALL THE TRIPS TO BE MADE,
PRESENTS TO BE GIVEN--
IT'S TOUGH ON THE BIG GUY. YOU UNDERSTAND?
FOR ME?
WOW! THANKS!
DUH, SANTA, YOU FORGOT YOUR--
HUH?
All: WE DID IT! YAY!
SEE? YOU CANWORK TOGETHER.
AND YOU'D BETTER DO IT AGAIN.
NOW!
YOU FOOLED ME!
YOU'RE NOT RUDOLPH!
GEE! CAN'T YOU TAKE A LITTLE JOKE?
OOH!
UH--
AAH!
YOW!
OOPH!
GOT YOU, YOU RUNT CAT!
Rhymin' Simon: OW! OOH! OW!
W-W-WAIT!
[GROWLING]
WHAT? HOW! HUH?
[POP]
OH, NO!
I'M GLAD YOU'RE SAFE.
YOU ARE?
I MEAN, SO AM I.
YOW!
WHAT?
UH, YOU GOT ALL FROZEN,
SO WE THAWED YOU OUT.
TH-THANKS.
YOU CATS MAKE QUITE A TEAM.
YEAH. NOT A BAD BUNCH,
BUT WE OUGHT TO HAVE A NAME.
HOW ABOUT THE CADILLAC CATS?
THE CADDIE DID SAVE YOU.
THAT'S A GREAT NAME, AND THAT'S WHERE WE'LL STAY.
THE CADILLAC CATS ARE BORN TODAY.
AND ON CHRISTMAS EVE!
PURR-FECT!
YOU CATS CAN STAY IN THE CADDIE.
ME, I GOT MY EYE ON THAT.
NOW, I'VE GOT A FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU.
SINCE YOU LIVE IN A MUSIC STORE,
CAN YOU GET OUR FRIEND A STEREO HEADSET?
HIS RADIO IS DRIVING ME NUTS!
SURE, HANDSOME.
[LAUGHTER]
THAT'S HOW THE CADILLAC CATS WERE BORN,
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.
WE NOTICED YOU LOST YOUR HAT.
AW, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
A HAT FROM A CAT.
THAT'S WHERE IT'S AT.
WATCH IT, YOU BIG DOG.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY ANYONE COULD HAVE...
EVER!
IT'S LIKE-- LIKE CHRISTMAS!
[SLURPING]
I'M SO PROUD OF EVERYONE, RIFF RAFF,
ESPECIALLY YOU.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
All: PEACE FOR EVERYONE!
[LAUGHTER]
GET HIM AWAY! GET HIM AWAY!
BOBBY, YOU'VE GOT TO TRAIN THE PUPPY NOT TO JUMP ON PEOPLE.
IT CAN SCARE THEM.
AW DAD, HE'S LITTLE.
THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD TRAIN HIM NOW, BEFORE HE'S BIG.
WOOF! WOOF!
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN, DAD.
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